*drops out of school like its hot*
help
how do you get a famous blog to follow you
give them a blowjob
swallow 4 follow
#was gonna tag this as ‘brb choking’ #realized i probably shouldn’t
If my mom knew I had 57 tumblr followers she would stop telling me what to do.
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:
sometimes i have a problem with mishas face.
I’m turned on now.
Thanks.
today was supposed to be a happy day
i don’t know what these are but i love them
BOB HELP
WHAT ARE THESE
wearing your favorite outfit
am i the only one who really loves the way misha’s mouth turns upward when he says words that start with ‘h’?
idk i just think it’s the cutest thing?
how long have you been staring at him that you noticed this
not long enough
